the worst bullshit I’ve forced this site to host:

1. Ides of March
2. Timmy NFT (thank @orange-frog for that one)
3. Dirt and Debris
4. Ted The Skeleton
5. Small Town Soup
   

evilvillain123456789:

joshlovesyou:

This isn’t right

slowtovvn:

slowtovvn:

<33333

couchnapping:

slimetony:

slimetony:

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

one cracker!

sadly not even the most harm ever done by a single expired cracker 😔

Keep reading

powerfulwizard:

aviculture:

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

Milk is from breasts yum

latenightowl:

aviancali:

Karlach ⚔️❤️‍🔥🔥

ottermatopoeia:

ottermatopoeia:

Oh…. cindarelita

Hers

down-at-the-end:

adamsmasher:

quietsamurai98:

@awkwordalex correct

howieduet:

strikeaprose:

Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there’s a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

At least there’s a dog

horrorofthebeast:

dash-n-step:

dash-n-step:

all rise purr the nyational anthem

babyfoxcollectionthings:

rocktheholygrail:

i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything

eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

eggcup:

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now